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I made such a mess of the kitchen the other night. I had help though. My trusty bf and I decided to go Asian and make spring rolls and wontons. With all the dipping sauces and marinades, it came to a grand total of five sauces. Ridiculous.

I’ll start with the food food, and then elaborate on the sauces, or mad science as I like to call it.

But yum, huh? Doesn’t that spring roll look good? I snagged the recipe from one of my “Foodbuzz Friends,” Filipinalovesfood. She recommended making them with pork, cucumber, noodles, mint, lettuce, and pineapple. I had never had a spring roll with pineapple in it before, but I loved it. Spring rolls are probably the “freshest” tasting food around. So that’s awesome right there. But when you add sweetness? I’m twice as sold.

And here’s the dumpling recipe. Also yum. We were so full from the spring rolls though, that we didn’t eat many dumplings. Most of them are sitting in my freezer right now, to be enjoyed for lunch later on this week.

Sauce, Sauce, Sauce, Sauce, Sauce

I’ve been quite interested in sauces, as of late. I actually have a copy of, “Sauces: Classic and Contemporary Sauce Making,” by James Peterson sitting on my coffee table. I’m curious about the structure of sauces - why they work like they do, what thickens and why, etc.

Like I said, we made a total of five sauces for this meal. Two were marinades - one from the spring roll recipe (for the spring roll pork) and one my bf just made up (for the dumplings). I liked them both a lot. Marinades are awesome. There are so many different possibilities. My favorite so far has been a lime-flavored marinade though. I was going to make that again this weekend actually. Anyhoo.

Then I made some peanut sauce for dipping. That was hilarious. I wasn’t paying too much attention to the recipe and I accidently used a tablespoon of sesame oil, instead of a teaspoon. Dammit. A little sesame oil goes a long way. So in an attempt to fix it, I just quadrupled the rest of the ingredients. I ended up with more peanut sauce than I would ever use in my life. My bf delicately suggested afterwards that sometimes it’s better to throw the mistake away and start over, instead of trying to fix what you have. Oh yeah. That would have been smart. I used about half a jar of peanut butter up! It’s a good thing I love it and have 2 1/2 jars left over in my cupboard still.

Also made a soy sauce-based dipping sauce. And a sauce to mix with the marinated pork for the dumplings.

I didn’t care for either of the dipping sauces, actually. Those are all personal preferences though. I’m not a big dipper. Or even a little dipper. I don’t use salad dressing. I eat chips plain. I’m just weird like that. My spring roll tasted perfect just as I had made it, I thought. I also don’t like soy sauce. I’m trying to like it, but it’s way too salty for me. I can put it in things, but when it’s the main ingredient, it’s nasty.

But, that’s fine. The science of a sauces is still fun for me. Here’s me playing with some corn starch and water. That s*it is crazy! Fun times, fun times.

I feel like I’ve been slacking. Sorry ’bout that. It’s a combo of it being a busy time at work, and this damn rain sucking the life out of me (New Yorkers, you feel me, right?). I haven’t exactly been drooling on my coach eating cheetos, but I haven’t been cooking all that much either. That shall change!

In the meantime, I wanted to share this video on knife shopping. The two guys in it are bloggers for my local paper. The expert is Steve Barnes, who writes a weekly restaurant column. And the other guy is Matt Baumgartner, who, despite owning three successful restaurants, seems to be more clueless than me about food. It’s subtly hilarious and informative. I think Steve should have his own TV show. I’d watch it.

For his birthday, I got my bf a Wusthof Santoku knife. He knows what he’s doing and won’t accidentally cut his finger off like I would. He seemed quite pleased.

I don’t have any ridiculously nice knives myself. I got a real bread knife for Christmas though, and a hand-me-down chef’s knife. They made a world of difference to me. But I have to admit, I was terrified of them at first.

Here’s an anecdote for you. 11th grade. Some friends of mine decide to come over and watch a movie. After much debate, they settle upon “Children of the Corn.” Being my friends, they knew I wouldn’t like it. I don’t do scary movies. But being bastards, they brought it over anyway. Like the time they made me watch “Silence of the Lambs.” Heh.

The movie starts. The eerie music is playing. The kids are looking creepy. And then…

“AHHHH!!! THE SILVERWARE!!!!”

I honest to God ran out of the room. The forks and knifes were too shiny and were glinting menacingly. I could put two and two together. I’m no fool.

I am, however, still made fun of for “the silverware incident.” I also still keep my chef’s knife in its plastic covering, tucked deep into the drawer. I’m happy to report that I’m not scared to wash it anymore though. That’s progress.

If Christopher Walken can make cooking videos, so can I.

Thanks Kory.

You non-video folks are missing out this time. It may be a discussion of taste buds, but I manage to include They Might Be Giants, poor German-speaking Harvard psychologists, capes, and more. Check it out:

Pertinent links behind the cut.
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I made two different kinds of chimichurri and tasted them on beef, pork, and chicken.

To sum up the video for all of you who have a good excuse not to watch it, like blindness or evil bosses who don’t understand the value of 8 minutes of youtube, the two chimmichuri recipes turned out quite different from one another.

Chimichurri is basically known as a garlicky sauce. It goes on pretty much everything, which is one of the reasons I wanted to try it. Think of the options you’d have with a mastered chimichurri sauce recipe!

The first, which I glibly refer to as the “Red Wine Vinegar” version, was flavored with cilantro, parsely, garlic, crushed red pepper, and cumin. The “White Wine Vinegar” version used green peppers, oregano, paprika, garlic, and parsley.

I have a lot to say about parsley in the video. You really should watch it.

Anyhoo, I enjoyed the first recipe over the second one. I could have predicted this, because I’m not too fond of green peppers, but, I wanted to try it anyway. You never know. Especially with sauces, right? It still blows my mind how you can reach the same “end” with different ingredients. That’s fascinating.

So it may have been the peppers, it may have been the vinegar, but it may have been the other spices. I’ll have to keep those combos in mind as I cook in the future. It also may have been the texture. I didn’t get the second sauce as smooth as the first, so those chunks of green pepper weren’t blended, but out there. Oh well.

But I really enjoyed the first recipe! I was especially happy how differently it worked with all the different meats. The chicken really allowed the flavor of the sauce to show. It built up nicely. The pork/sauce combo was probably my favorite, because the pork just seemed really tasty. And the steak/sauce was the most interesting, because it made the steak taste sweet! That was bizarre to me. Has anyone else ever encountered that, meat tasting sweet because of a spicy sauce?

Anyhoo, that’s chimichurri x6. Check behind the cut for the recipe links!

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